Last night I had the craziest pregnancy dream. I was in labor and about to give birth in a tub with a midwife there. Totally normal right? Well, all of the sudden my tub was actually a built in swimming pool full of people- I was still giving birth in it though- and it was in the middle of a shopping mall. Next thing I know I am in a bathroom, not using the bathroom or anything.. just sitting there hanging out. I look next to me and one of my ex-boyfriends is sitting backwards on a toilet butt naked...... pooping and trying to have a conversation with me.
I also have a memory of being at a zoo, but cannot remember how that tied into my swimming pool mall birth story.
Oh, and PS- I'M PREGNANT!!!!